By Jim Mullen
Jim Mullen has been writing "The Village Idiot," a weekly column syndicated in six hundred newspapers round the nation for the previous ten years. "Now in Paperback!" is a particular choice of these columns together with fan favorites, "The First Thanksgiving kin Feud" and his tackle the James Bond fantasy in "Learner's enable to Kill." Mr. Mullen's e-book "It Takes A Village Idiot" was once the runner-up for the 2001 Thurber Prize for American Humor and his spoof of child reminiscence books, "Baby's First Tattoo," is in its fifteenth printing.
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Publisher: 3 Rivers Press
Publication Date: 2014-10-28
Number of Pages: 40
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Will you join them in attacking the King (go to 126) or will you stand aside and watch the fate of your recent friend (go to 279)? 196 Successfully crossing the gully, you are quickly joined by Norman foot soldiers. The English flee before you and you do not bother to pursue them further. Recrossing the gully you ride back to the top of Senlac Hill in search of Duke William. Now go to 4. 197 liam has disappeared somewhere in the melee behind you, and you watch in horrified silence as the Norman knights begin to hack and chop at the body of the King of England.
Gentlemen, this man is a good friend of your King and loyal to England. We shall ask his opinion of the Norman army and their leaders,' he announces. Tentatively you offer your advice. You speak of William's preference for cavalry warfare, and of his troubles in Normandy. You suggest that he will try to avoid giving battle early on in the campaign and is by nature somewhat cautious. The King and his advisors listen with interest to you, nodding or shaking their heads as your words reinforce or disprove their own theories.
You decide to pursue them. Will you follow on foot (go to 97) or search for a horse (go to 40)? 184 The sailor lies dead at your feet. Remounting, you ride to join Harold. Now go to 27. 185 This part of the shield wall is still strongly held. Will you continue to try to penetrate it (go to 294) or will you break off the attack here and try elsewhere (go to 103)? 186 The Norman attack is failing, and you think it best to retreat down the hill and report your assessment of the situation to William.
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