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By Dale Seslick

ISBN-10: 0749008059

ISBN-13: 9780749008055

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Worried approximately what to do within the occasion of the lifeless emerging from their graves and attempting to ruin humanity? fear not more! With assistance from a variety of motion pictures and Wikipedia, Dr Dale has compiled this conscientiously researched A-Z checklist of every thing you must find out about zombies: easy methods to understand them, the way to struggle them or even find out how to classify them. He can solution your entire burning questions together with: how can a sheep support shield me opposed to the undead; what's going to the reaction of the Women's Institute be to an assault; and, what's the main precious variety of dance to grasp within the occasion of the apocalypse. From the easiest type of garments to put on to the main acceptable soundtrack for a zombie apocalypse, this is often the final word consultant to getting ready for and surviving the go back of the undead.

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Sheep aren’t particularly good at jumping so their attacks will be focused mainly on areas of the zombie below the knee level. It is possible to train the sheep to lever itself on its hind legs against the zombie, therefore raising its mouth to chest level, but this still won’t take it to the level of the brain. You can only hope that the zombie will stoop low to fight back, thus putting its head in the line of fire. Either that or you could train the sheep to stand on top of each other. Defence Sheep: Sheep can be trained to form natural barriers against doors and windows and can cause enough ballast (depending on the number of sheep) to hold a door or window closed, or block a passageway or street.

Don’t rely on one being there when you need it. If you have decided to make an ultra-modern apartment building your sanctuary you might have noticed that the minimalist attitude of the previous tenants leaves you with very little furniture. g. books, clothes, fish – if the previous tenant had an aquarium). As long as you have enough of something, it will make an effective enough barricade. Be aware that a barricade does not have to be placed in front of a door or window – you can also pile items onto stairs, making upper floors inaccessible, and down corridors, essentially blocking off segments of your safe house.

Although the blades can cause major damage when spinning around like a fairground carousel, when they aren’t moving you may as well be hitting a zombie with a sponge. Fuel is likely to become scarce during the apocalypse and even if you do find some, carrying it around would be heavy and cumbersome. Finally, there is the operational aspect of the trusty chainsaw. It may look easy to use but just Google ‘chainsaw death’ and you’ll see how many people have fallen foul of the teeth of one of these beasts – and they can’t all be inbred retards.

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