By A. Lee Martinez
Teri and Phil had by no means wanted their very own own god. but if Phil is handed up for a promoting - back - it's time to take issues into their very own fingers. And glance online.
Choosing a god isn't so simple as you are going to imagine. There are too many decisions; and so they frequently have very hefty costs for his or her everlasting devotion: blood, cash, sacrifices, and vows of chastity. yet then they locate Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wishes is a small lower in their reliable fortune.
Oh - and to crash on their sofa for a number of days.
DIVINE MISFORTUNE is a narrative of gods and mortals - in worship, in love, and at events.
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Publication Date: 2014-10-28
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Will you join them in attacking the King (go to 126) or will you stand aside and watch the fate of your recent friend (go to 279)? 196 Successfully crossing the gully, you are quickly joined by Norman foot soldiers. The English flee before you and you do not bother to pursue them further. Recrossing the gully you ride back to the top of Senlac Hill in search of Duke William. Now go to 4. 197 liam has disappeared somewhere in the melee behind you, and you watch in horrified silence as the Norman knights begin to hack and chop at the body of the King of England.
Gentlemen, this man is a good friend of your King and loyal to England. We shall ask his opinion of the Norman army and their leaders,' he announces. Tentatively you offer your advice. You speak of William's preference for cavalry warfare, and of his troubles in Normandy. You suggest that he will try to avoid giving battle early on in the campaign and is by nature somewhat cautious. The King and his advisors listen with interest to you, nodding or shaking their heads as your words reinforce or disprove their own theories.
You decide to pursue them. Will you follow on foot (go to 97) or search for a horse (go to 40)? 184 The sailor lies dead at your feet. Remounting, you ride to join Harold. Now go to 27. 185 This part of the shield wall is still strongly held. Will you continue to try to penetrate it (go to 294) or will you break off the attack here and try elsewhere (go to 103)? 186 The Norman attack is failing, and you think it best to retreat down the hill and report your assessment of the situation to William.
Divine Misfortune by A. Lee Martinez