By Chelsea Handler
Lifestyles doesn't get extra hilarious than while Chelsea Handler takes objective along with her irreverent wit. Who else may ship all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest humans on her express? Now, during this new choice of unique essays, the number one bestselling writer of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea grants one laugh-out-loud second after one other as she units her attractions at the ridiculous facet of early life, maturity, and daughterhood.
relatives moments are reasonable video game, even if it's writing a record on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or instructing her father social graces by way of ordering him to stick interior. It's open season on her love existence, from taking part in a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a faux post-mortem, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a puppy so she will be able to snuggle with an individual who doesn't speak. and everybody higher duck for defense whilst her seashore holiday becomes matchmaking long past wild. Outrageously humorous and deliciously depraved, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is nice solid strong stable!
Chelsea Handler on...
- Being unpopular: "My mom and dad couldn't were extra unreasonable whilst it got here to fads or outfits that weren't bought at a pharmacy."
- dwelling along with her boyfriend: "He's just like a wide child, the one distinction being he doesn't cry while he wakes up."
- Appreciating her brother: "He's a professional public accountant, and I have a true life."
- Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her energy that intimidated me. It was once the starry method her eyes considering me, like Mike Tyson on the point of feed."
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