By Mark Leigh, Mike Lepine
This S--t scorching consultant to swearing types the boys from the f---ing boys and the ladies from the p---ing ladies. Profanity previous and new, each insult had to make an enemy of a pal and sufficient undesirable language to gasoline a soccer staff for a month.
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Advanced Swearing Handbook by Mark Leigh, Mike Lepine