By David Valdes Greenwood
Ah, the candy stories of Christmas. presents less than the tree. Cookies for Santa. And, in fact, the yearly fruitcake.
For younger David Valdes Greenwood, the indomitable “little fruitcake” on the heart of those stories, not anything is sweeter than the promise of the vacations. A modern day Tiny Tim, he holds quick to his perfect of what Christmas may still be, regardless of the large odds opposed to him: Sub-zero Maine winters. a bunch of eccentric family. And his consistent foil: a frugal, God-fearing Grammy who turns out made up our minds to carry an finish to all his enjoyable. A e-book that’s “fa-la-la-licious” (Louisville Courier Journal) and choked with humorous, fascinating yule stories (from construction a Lego® manger to looking for definitely the right Christmas tree), A Little Fruitcake will encourage even the largest Grinches round.
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Will you join them in attacking the King (go to 126) or will you stand aside and watch the fate of your recent friend (go to 279)? 196 Successfully crossing the gully, you are quickly joined by Norman foot soldiers. The English flee before you and you do not bother to pursue them further. Recrossing the gully you ride back to the top of Senlac Hill in search of Duke William. Now go to 4. 197 liam has disappeared somewhere in the melee behind you, and you watch in horrified silence as the Norman knights begin to hack and chop at the body of the King of England.
Gentlemen, this man is a good friend of your King and loyal to England. We shall ask his opinion of the Norman army and their leaders,' he announces. Tentatively you offer your advice. You speak of William's preference for cavalry warfare, and of his troubles in Normandy. You suggest that he will try to avoid giving battle early on in the campaign and is by nature somewhat cautious. The King and his advisors listen with interest to you, nodding or shaking their heads as your words reinforce or disprove their own theories.
You decide to pursue them. Will you follow on foot (go to 97) or search for a horse (go to 40)? 184 The sailor lies dead at your feet. Remounting, you ride to join Harold. Now go to 27. 185 This part of the shield wall is still strongly held. Will you continue to try to penetrate it (go to 294) or will you break off the attack here and try elsewhere (go to 103)? 186 The Norman attack is failing, and you think it best to retreat down the hill and report your assessment of the situation to William.
A Little Fruitcake: A Childhood in Holidays by David Valdes Greenwood